Awful Ogre is a proud and oversized addition to the literary canon. And about as explosive as a canon.
I am awful when it's sunny,
Snowy, cloudy, windy, rainy.
I am awful, awful, awful
Summer, winter, spring, and fall.
“You are awful, Awful Ogre!”
Roar the other awful ogres—
I alone am Awful Ogre,
And the awfulest of all.
From the poem, “Awful Ogre Boasts a Bit”